I used to think that adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong.

someauthorgirl:

jcgreen72:

foundbysara:

as it turns out, adulthood is multiple crises, concurrently, all the time, forever

Confirmed

Not forever. Just till you die.

lusec:

someone: hey are u getting enough sleep?

me: *injecting coffee directly into my veins* why do u ask?

powerburial:

zoology:

Man how do people work in retail for like 3 years. I admire them for that because 6 months of this has been hard enough mentally.

You just gotta get to that special mental place where u don’t give a shit. Like youll be saying to the customer “yeah im really sorry about that. I know. I understand. Im really sorry. Youre right it is ridiculous. Im sorry” but your eyes are vacant and youre thinking about street fighter combos and what songs might sound good slowed down

rinsuokah:

Don’t mess with Armed Detective Agency (ง •̀_•́)ง

saltybitch2006:

i hate meeting new people and them being like ‘oh ur so quiet :(’ like ????????? what the FUCK am i supposed to tell u jessica i dont even KNOW you

rinsuokah:

Haru - haven’t seen Rin for ages, could recognize him even in the dark.

Rin - felt Haru’s presence when they weren’t even in the same building.

WOW. Their boyfriend radars work perfectly.

thatadhdfeel:

when u zone out in class and ur all like

hijerking:

hijerking:

guys have you ever seen how you weigh a baby giraffe

isn’t life great